THE WILSONITE : Reloaded

Reduced number of confused rambling adolescents, same messed up blog, 2nd year of awesome fun! cut loose!!!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

BMM Ramblings - Darius Mistry

So I am told a BMM student is supposed to think out of the box? Try new "things"?
*sigh*
Read on, dear readers about the trials and tribulations of this individual...(dated a while back)


DARIUS MISTRY'S PROUD DISCOVERY OF THE DAY!

So I'm taking a nice long shower after a rather long game of basketball downstairs. I had applied a bit of oil awhile back on my hair, and I needed to wash it off now.
I use the shampoo that the Taj Hotels have in every room. Nice stuff. How I got hold of it is a story too. My uncle was visiting and was staying there, and being the cool guy he is, he took the liberty of raiding the bathrooms on his last day and packing no less than 12 small shampoo bottles, 10 soaps, 5 razors with a packet of Gillette shaving cream inside each packet....nice haul it was! I've been using those shampoos ever since.
But I'm changing the topic. Right. So I'm in there lathering up the shampoo in my soapy hands and I begin massaging it in my hair. At that point,a rather familiar smell crept to my nose. At first I couldn't believe it...I laughed at first...
I Wouldn't believe it!!
But it was true...somehow miraculously, when the soap and shampoo and water and the little oil on my hair mixed, it created a soapy foam that smelt EXACTLY like a cool Kingfisher Mild BEER!!
And I mean exactly!!!
How bout that huh?



Edit: In a move that speaks volumes about his boredom, and unpredictable character, the Mad Scientist in this dashing young nineteen year old took over, as he attempted to make the Beer solution again in a mug.
Sketchy reports are now coming in that the operation ended in complete and miserable failure, and all that was accomplished was the shameless and completely unnecessary destruction of a perfectly good soap.

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