Darius Mistry's Proud Discovery of the Day!

1)
Batata Vadaaaa, batata Vada, Dil nahin dena tha dena pada!
Batata Vadaaaa, batata Vada, Pyar nahin karna tha karna pada!

(Batata Vada, I didn’t want to give my heart, but had to give; Batata Vada, I didn’t want to love, but had to love!)


2)
Sridevi:”Ueeamma, Ueeamma, mushkil ye kya ho gayi,
Jeetendra:Tere badan se toofan utha jo, sadi hawa ho gayi

(S: Uiamma, Uiamma, what the hell has happened?
J: A storm has arisen from your body and blown off your Sari)



3)
Main to raste se jaa raha…bhelpuri kha raha tha….seetti baja raha tha…ladki ghuma raha tha…tujhe mirchi lagi to main kya karoon?…teri naani mari to main kya karoon)

(I was walking down the street…eating bhelpuri….whistling a tune…making out with a girl…you bit a chilly, what do I do? your granny died, so what shall I do?)


THERE IS MORE HERE !!!

http://www.mouthshut.com/review/%20Twenty_Worst_Hindi_Songs-22988-1.html

HAVE FUN, ME HEARTIES!
*nods, grins, and rubs hands with glee*