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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

TIMMAHH!!!

I was bored today. And clearly Im not studying. So random MSN conversations were happening.

First meet Timmy
And ignore the 18 percent off thing, its from another site.

Timmy is a born retard, or clinically challenged (special) child from the popular television serial South Park on Comedy Central. He is unable to say anything at all apartfrom his name, and when he does say it, it goes something like, "TIMMAH!" I decided to see just how many people knew of Timmy, and how many didnt. Also I was bored so I decided to test my MSN list.
I opened a chatbox with a number of people, and just said TIMMAH !!!
I got quite a few interesting responses! My id is Remember, remember...the 5th of November (more on that later)


1)
SHUDDUP YOU RETARD JEW!


2)

hahahha

*slap*


3)


gandooosan!


4)

SUp


5)

what is timmah



6)
eh?
are you on drugs/
err, right


7)
lol


8)
yes yes dear...


9)
whaa?
*WHACK*


10)

hehehehehehe



Right, I have also been getting a lot of questions from people on my list just why exactly my nickname is Remember, remember, the 5th of November. For those of you here that still dont know, go here.

The story of Guy Fawkes helped to inspire certain situations in Alan Moore's post-nuclear dystopian science fiction graphic novel of a fascist Britain, V for Vendetta. The story revolves around the main character, V, who in the words of the book's artist David Lloyd is portrayed as "a resurrected Guy Fawkes." In the story, V finally explodes the abandoned parliament buildings on a future November 5 as his first move to bring down the nation's fascist tyranny.

I recently read V for Vendetta and I was struck by the beuaty of the similarity between the lead Character V, and Guy Fawkes himself.


One more thing. Considering the Academy Awards just went by, I think its time all you enthusiastic film makers out there got ready for the next year. This could help you plenty.

Here's mine!

Darius's Acceptance Speech for the Best Series of Special Effects Passing as a Story Oscar:

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so coked-up! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever liberate me from dinner theatre. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your lackluster applause makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how freakish my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda numb

You know, there are so many blood-sucking Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs< to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the senile old bats of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank God, for being such a powerful force in my contract negotiations. And to the US Supreme Court, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the sycophantic talk show hosts - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you America, and good night!

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