Darius Mistry's Proud Discovery Of The Day!!!
LEt me begin by saying that contrary to popular belief this is not my discovery. A friend of mine, Rohan was telling me about this site yesterday and he was crackig up talking about it. I chanced upon it today myself...
HAVE FUN, ME HEARTIES!
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topten
Here are some o the MORE popular ones!!
*falling out of fucking chair laughing!*
Vin Diesel has enough pubic hair to shelter 95.2% of the homeless in Africa, however he decided against using his power for good when Noah built the Ark and did not invite him as he could not find another Vin Diesel.
After completing a hard-fought game of Risk against, well, himself, Vin Diesel likes nothing better than to pick up a skipping rope and work himself up to a light pace of 5,378 skips per second. He can also slow down his heart rate to one heart beat every February 28th ? that?s slower than it takes Jeff Goldblum to complete a sentence.
Vin Diesel once had a cobra that he named "Beverly". He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Vin Diesel had to shoot the maid.
Vin Diesel created the God Quetzalcoatl when he threw a parrot and iguana into a bedroom and told them "to wing it".
Whenever a family in China gave birth to a daughter, they'd call Vin Diesel to eat it for them.
Vin Diesel wouldn't hurt a fly. However, he does enjoy wiping out the whole populations of third world countries.
AND THE BEST! (for those of you that recognize its content)
On the day they stole his hat, Vin Diesel put a jihad on them, and if you dont like it, he'll put a jihad on you too.
HAVE FUN, ME HEARTIES!
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topten
Here are some o the MORE popular ones!!
*falling out of fucking chair laughing!*
Vin Diesel has enough pubic hair to shelter 95.2% of the homeless in Africa, however he decided against using his power for good when Noah built the Ark and did not invite him as he could not find another Vin Diesel.
After completing a hard-fought game of Risk against, well, himself, Vin Diesel likes nothing better than to pick up a skipping rope and work himself up to a light pace of 5,378 skips per second. He can also slow down his heart rate to one heart beat every February 28th ? that?s slower than it takes Jeff Goldblum to complete a sentence.
Vin Diesel once had a cobra that he named "Beverly". He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Vin Diesel had to shoot the maid.
Vin Diesel created the God Quetzalcoatl when he threw a parrot and iguana into a bedroom and told them "to wing it".
Whenever a family in China gave birth to a daughter, they'd call Vin Diesel to eat it for them.
Vin Diesel wouldn't hurt a fly. However, he does enjoy wiping out the whole populations of third world countries.
AND THE BEST! (for those of you that recognize its content)
On the day they stole his hat, Vin Diesel put a jihad on them, and if you dont like it, he'll put a jihad on you too.
posted by THE WILSONITE @ 1:56 PM
1 Comments:
At 10:09 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
yes now i have the power...the power of the vin diesel random fact generator...thanks darius...for the countless hours of entertainment you have now provided me with..
siddhant
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