Darius Mistry's Proud Discovery of the Day!

Remember Ben Affleck? The guy with the abnormally large head and who dated Jennifer Lopez for awhile? The "actor" who DAZZLED us in the supreme Micheal Bay extravaganza that was Pearl Harbour? The gigolo from Gigli?
Don't get me wrong, I think he is quite a talented person in Hollywood. His performances in films like Chasing Amy, Dogma etc. were fabulous. Its just that this putz has totally gone off track with signing the wrong films of late. But I'm getting distracted as usual...


It seems at some weird point of his lifetime, 1993 to be exact, this young "star" decided to turn director. And here for you, dear readers, was the name of his first film....


"I killed my Lesbian Wife, hung her on a Meat Hook, and now I have a three-picture deal with Disney!!!"



When I read that name, I swear I fell down off my chair laughing my ass off. And now I'm actually curious about it. So if ANYone knows anyone who owns this film, or knows where to find it, have them contact me please. I'd love to see it! Heck, I'd love to screen it in college!
But for real shits and giggles,I would LOVE to give this film to the opposite team in a game of Charades!

Oh and this is true by the way, check www.imdb.com, and search for it.
Bwahahahahahha!