Texas Retard Massacre
Yes, you read it right. Enough of this deep profound horse shit. Time to get back to reality, to here and now. Time to get back to comfortable ranting on a blog.It's so much easier that way. No expectations, no disappointments. Works for everybody if a post is random and completely disconnected, devoid of any particular point. It's going to proceed somewhere along those lines now...
Was watching TV late last night and I actually spotted Cops. I thought the producers had finally come to their senses and pulled it off the air. Apparently not. But since it was past 3 am, being the inquisitive prick I am, I saw the show in a completely different light. I saw another fantastic example of how asinine and idiotic the average American is today. I don't blame Green Day for saying, "Don't want to be an American Idiot!"
So here was my observations about the show Cops. Ever notice that the cops are really determined and they do whatever the fuck they can to catch the guy? I mean if catching a fugitive means, stopping dropping to knees rolling, climbing fences, using gas grenades whatever, they WILL do it. They just do not know the meaning of the word "Quit". Commendable efforts one has to make notice of. They will od whatever they can to stop him. If it means kicking his ass, tripping him over, biting his goddamn ankles to get him to stand still they WILL do it!
And in the end they get the guy. The something really strange happens EVERY time with EVERY cop! Just at the point when the perpetrateur is in handcuffs, his head has had a few knocks, hes cut bleeding, black eyes , the works, mostly courtesy of Mr. Cop, he gets help getting into the patrol car! By the same cop that kicked his ass. The same guy will take position behind him and hold his head and GUIDE him slowly into the car, so as not to injure himself...talk about redundancy! I mean, fuck, you've beaten him to a pulp and dragged his ass through some rather murky streets and NOW is the time to be courteous?? Doesn't make sense at all...and this happens ALL THE TIME!
But the Americans have always been two sided crazy people. The Supreme Court, only a couple of years ago banned the execution of retarded people in the State of Texas. And thank god they did. They were zapping the retards there like there was no tomorrow!
"Go sit on Santa's lap, Timmy! There's a good boy, there's a goood fella!"
.......BBHZZZZZZTH!!!! *throws switch*
Yeah, that ugly. I know, of course that the definition of the word "retard" in a place like Texas IS pretty wide, but goddamn, this one takes the cake. I'm not implying that the Texans are heartless bastards of course. There IS a moment of compassion in executions. Right before they give you the lethal injection, they'l roll up your arm and give you an alcohol swab for the needle insertion....which is SO nice of them!
*Convict on death row prays silently, suddenly feels his sleeve being rolled up*
*Guard is dabbing alcohol on his arm*
"What the fuck are you doing, man?!?!"
"Oh , come on now, we don't want you to get that LAST SECOND INFECTION, now do we?"
*toothy grin*
Idiots...No, REALLY! IDIOTS!
Darius
Was watching TV late last night and I actually spotted Cops. I thought the producers had finally come to their senses and pulled it off the air. Apparently not. But since it was past 3 am, being the inquisitive prick I am, I saw the show in a completely different light. I saw another fantastic example of how asinine and idiotic the average American is today. I don't blame Green Day for saying, "Don't want to be an American Idiot!"
So here was my observations about the show Cops. Ever notice that the cops are really determined and they do whatever the fuck they can to catch the guy? I mean if catching a fugitive means, stopping dropping to knees rolling, climbing fences, using gas grenades whatever, they WILL do it. They just do not know the meaning of the word "Quit". Commendable efforts one has to make notice of. They will od whatever they can to stop him. If it means kicking his ass, tripping him over, biting his goddamn ankles to get him to stand still they WILL do it!
And in the end they get the guy. The something really strange happens EVERY time with EVERY cop! Just at the point when the perpetrateur is in handcuffs, his head has had a few knocks, hes cut bleeding, black eyes , the works, mostly courtesy of Mr. Cop, he gets help getting into the patrol car! By the same cop that kicked his ass. The same guy will take position behind him and hold his head and GUIDE him slowly into the car, so as not to injure himself...talk about redundancy! I mean, fuck, you've beaten him to a pulp and dragged his ass through some rather murky streets and NOW is the time to be courteous?? Doesn't make sense at all...and this happens ALL THE TIME!
But the Americans have always been two sided crazy people. The Supreme Court, only a couple of years ago banned the execution of retarded people in the State of Texas. And thank god they did. They were zapping the retards there like there was no tomorrow!
"Go sit on Santa's lap, Timmy! There's a good boy, there's a goood fella!"
.......BBHZZZZZZTH!!!! *throws switch*
Yeah, that ugly. I know, of course that the definition of the word "retard" in a place like Texas IS pretty wide, but goddamn, this one takes the cake. I'm not implying that the Texans are heartless bastards of course. There IS a moment of compassion in executions. Right before they give you the lethal injection, they'l roll up your arm and give you an alcohol swab for the needle insertion....which is SO nice of them!
*Convict on death row prays silently, suddenly feels his sleeve being rolled up*
*Guard is dabbing alcohol on his arm*
"What the fuck are you doing, man?!?!"
"Oh , come on now, we don't want you to get that LAST SECOND INFECTION, now do we?"
*toothy grin*
Idiots...No, REALLY! IDIOTS!
Darius
posted by THE WILSONITE @ 12:31 PM
1 Comments:
At 9:38 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
hahahahaahaahaah.........killer dude....thats a four-star classic....one to pull out of the archives now and then....i loved the last bit of texan bashing
siddhant
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