Garment Industry claims one in Sanpada, Navi Mumbai

The normally quiet neighbourhood of Sanpada, New Bombay was delivered a rude shock and in dismay this afternoon when the body of a nineteen year old male was discovered inside the premises of Paradise Society. The young man who has been identified as Darius Mistry, a Mass Media student of Wilson College is survived by his parents, elder brother and his pet lizard Wanda.


It all started two weeks prior, when he was hired to do a *faux* book report for one of his friends, who was working at a Garment production line. The firm has been confirmed by the authorities as having links with various terrorists and terrorist organisations such as Al Qaeda, Microsoft Corporation, Osama Bin Laden and Britney Spears . The task was to complete 40 pages of how this nasty individual floated from department to department, infesting each of them with his rectal fluids until he bacame a Head Merchandiser in the firm.
The initial medical reports of the body confirm that at some point of time late last night, Mistry probably got so fed up of writing, that he deliberately choked himself with the man's webcam, and tried to poke his eye out with his "Montex Handy very trendy" ballpoint pen. The suicide note found on him left a few instructions on how to build a dirty bomb, to be used to blow the building where this man works into smithereens.
"It was all very sudden!", said a neighbour in tears. "I could hear him scratching on the other side of the wall, he was sobbing, poor soul, but I wasn't sure if I should have called anybody. Also I was a bit of an anal retentive when I took away his stumps when he broke my window 4 years ago. Oh, how I regret that...Such an angel, he was!"



The funeral for young Mistry shall be held in 4 days time, at an undisclosed location. It is pretty clear that things have changed bitterly around the town of Sanpada, by this outrageously vile incident. Whether its folk can forget it, or forgive the Indian garment industry, or whether the necessary steps will be taken in the future are questions that only time can answer.

This is your correspondent, signing off, for BBC news.