Darius Mistry Presents
Enough of this discovery shit... I think its been a bit old. So I'm thinking of revamping the entire image of what I find out there. I think this would be suitable. The whole "I'm so Proud" thing was getting too passe and selfish and selfish anyways. More on that later.
I was watching Crash a couple of weeks ago with Vinayak, Siddhant, Erika, Maruschka and Sara. It was a good movie. Later on became Best Film at the 78th Annual Academy Awards. One of the real surprises this year. It had some pretty stiff competition along with Brokeback Mountain by Ang Lee, a story about two gay cowboys on well, a mountain. But theres more to it than that of course. Then there is of course, the man himself, Steven Spielberg, getting a nod for his efforts with Munich, the film depicting the after effects of the massacre of the Olympic players and the Israeli Mossad's vengeance. Those of you who remember Sudhakar's handout on Spielberg (hope you do :P) will remember that he felt this was a story that was really meant to be told. He's told it well I must say. I thought he had it in the bag this year. Crash took everyone by surprise this year.
But I digress as usual. Right, so we were coming out of the theatre, marvelling at the kind of shots we'd just seen. Well, I was marvelling anyways. The others were ignoring my rants as usual. As we were walking out, we noticed two posters. One was for the upcoming Wachowski Brothers' movie V For Vendetta, based on the 1988 graphic novel by Alan Moore. The other was for the latest Harisson Ford movie, Firewall. When I looked at it, and spotted Ford's same gormless expression that I saw 10 years ago, in Star Wars a New Hope, I was overawed by it. I wondered at that spot how easy it really is for this guy to work in Hollywood. All he has to do is screw his face up into the correct expression, and for some inexplicable stupid reason, it just *works*! It's almost unfair. I decided to do some background research to see whether the guy had anything even REMOTELY new to offer through his facial expressions. And well, the results are out.
So it is my great pleasure to present you with
The MANY FACES OF HARRISON FORD!
His first photograph on the popular website, imdb.com.
Notice the eyes, the expression!
And again!
And Again!!
And over fucking AGAIN!! The same gormless shit!!
I really think it could be the same fucked up photograph with a pinch of Photoshop, and a dash of color corrections! Sheesh, can this guy do ANYTHING different!!!
*sigh*
Apparently not....
Firewall, now at a cinema hall near you unfortunately.
I was watching Crash a couple of weeks ago with Vinayak, Siddhant, Erika, Maruschka and Sara. It was a good movie. Later on became Best Film at the 78th Annual Academy Awards. One of the real surprises this year. It had some pretty stiff competition along with Brokeback Mountain by Ang Lee, a story about two gay cowboys on well, a mountain. But theres more to it than that of course. Then there is of course, the man himself, Steven Spielberg, getting a nod for his efforts with Munich, the film depicting the after effects of the massacre of the Olympic players and the Israeli Mossad's vengeance. Those of you who remember Sudhakar's handout on Spielberg (hope you do :P) will remember that he felt this was a story that was really meant to be told. He's told it well I must say. I thought he had it in the bag this year. Crash took everyone by surprise this year.
But I digress as usual. Right, so we were coming out of the theatre, marvelling at the kind of shots we'd just seen. Well, I was marvelling anyways. The others were ignoring my rants as usual. As we were walking out, we noticed two posters. One was for the upcoming Wachowski Brothers' movie V For Vendetta, based on the 1988 graphic novel by Alan Moore. The other was for the latest Harisson Ford movie, Firewall. When I looked at it, and spotted Ford's same gormless expression that I saw 10 years ago, in Star Wars a New Hope, I was overawed by it. I wondered at that spot how easy it really is for this guy to work in Hollywood. All he has to do is screw his face up into the correct expression, and for some inexplicable stupid reason, it just *works*! It's almost unfair. I decided to do some background research to see whether the guy had anything even REMOTELY new to offer through his facial expressions. And well, the results are out.
So it is my great pleasure to present you with
The MANY FACES OF HARRISON FORD!
His first photograph on the popular website, imdb.com.
Notice the eyes, the expression!
And again!
And Again!!
And over fucking AGAIN!! The same gormless shit!!
I really think it could be the same fucked up photograph with a pinch of Photoshop, and a dash of color corrections! Sheesh, can this guy do ANYTHING different!!!
*sigh*
Apparently not....
Firewall, now at a cinema hall near you unfortunately.
posted by THE WILSONITE @ 8:04 PM
3 Comments:
At 10:24 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
so many posts in a week...but nice ones!!!
Oh also i'd like to remind you, i didn't watch crash with you...umm...have you been sleeping well???
vinayak
At 11:18 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
what are you really retarded!!! dude canders never came for the movie!!! how drunk were you that night!! first buying lindsey lohan which was sacrilige and then imagining vinayak (really man! look at what you ve done!! its one sentence of what you ve done and you ve already offended most religions!) btw harrison ford one face was my revelation but anyway..
siddhant (at least i didnt buy lindsey lohan in any form)
At 11:21 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
He wasnt there eh?
My bad. "The night was cold and hazy"
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