TIED UP- and flogged

greetings you lot, you men and women who have been hurt but the words of a callous man, a prick if you will. he has made me laugh a helluva lot, really mind-bogglingly funny shit. i write this today cause you guys were put off by this freak, and when my friends are dishonoured shit happens! I of course was not affected, owing to the fact that im a wall of ego(really the fact that i m talking about myself again is another one). I write this because my friend Karan was too nice. I also write this cause you intend to try and tell us "BY THE WAY THE VERNACULAR ROCKS !!!!!!!"
Its time infidel, to fight a fight you cant win, you have taken the earlier batches, you may think you have taken my classmates, but biatch (Respect me while i talk to you heathen scum) you just worry about me(and well darius, karan and well hakim and vikram you know why!!) but mainly worry about me becuase this is only the beginning.
So you think you can tell us what you hate about us, ho? What you unleashing exactly? Are you trying to tell us that you are so inadequate that you have to hate other people more than yourself? I know what roop would say if he were here,"What man you parents lagoaed nicely and all they got was you?" Exactly how inadequate are you? Did you one day decide to look down your pants and cry? Is it soo small? Did your mommy tell you "its ok baby"? Well she was wrong, size does matter? And as for spamming...dude you suck man. Dont quit your day job if this is all you can handle. You must be the only spammer i know who disses someone and compliments them at the same time. So what if Riya sings well? Cant sing na?I knew it dude, you ve been exploding like a "volcano" too much...by the way have you exploded your volcano recently? You know i read somewhere if you dont na your prostrate grows like a melon, you know what else.... you get little(i mean very little) cranky... But its cool dude, you know and i know you ll never get any action your whole life (after they see your "inadequacy" thats why you have to and dishonour guys with a girlfriend) so it decied to grow now. And whats your deal with sarcasm? Again dude, you dont have na? sense of humour? Arrey dude, let it go in "the Volcano"? Its ok dude some people dont have a sense of humour(no its just you really). Again as for mediocrity,dude become a mediocre spammer then lecture... you suck as a normal one.
Really man, I know you are highly sucky but really man im sure there is something in your pants!! I mean if you had even a little bit of courage you would have the balls to tell us who you are.. wouldnt you? i mean seriously i mean what you have my friend is what i call "inSADequacy" not only are you low and inadequate but also sad... Scum, i know my ego is big, but as compared to "yours" its really really big(thats if you get what im saying).
come on, mr "Vernacular" lets have a little game, you know who I am, we dont know who you are, im all exposed in the open in front of everyone, you re hiding like a fairy. Lets have a battle of wits(if you dont have any its not my fault....go home). In closing, no need for tinted glass you read correct, come challenge us if you dare well make you want to hate yourself and commit suicide. Your parents dont even love you, you are adopted.

Siddhant (please say "hi" to your mama, all us boys really love her(roll no:36, 38 28 etc etc etc etc!!!!)