An Open Letter...

Dear Mr or Miss Spammer,

I'd like to start by quoting someone who knew his shit, before his violent death, of course.

'The coward only threatens when he is safe.'

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Coward, darpoke, lâche, Feigling and cobarde.... spoken in many languages, but the damning verdict remains the same - A spineless pussy with a severe lack of convictions.

Throughout the annals of time, this world has seen a history of cowards. Ranging back to the caveman, who decided that it was a good idea to stab his fellow caveman in the back, when he wasn't looking. Moving forth to Judas and his glass-sharing, Jesus-betraying ways. Later, came Brutus and his Caeser-betraying ways. Not all cowards were betrayers though. Oh no, there was Guy Fawkes, the world's FIRST mass bomber. I'm certain there were plenty of Egyptian cowards in the Pyramid building eras.. oh and lets not forget, General Dyer of Jallianwala Bagh fame.. Jumping closer to the present, there's the cowardly Bush administration, the cowards who bomb the fuck out of Israel, Palestine and Kashmir everyday. Need I even bother to mention the Al-Qaeda? The point is that all these parties are looked upon as scum, mainly because that is what they are... Absolute fuckin' scum!

Directing my attention now to the issue at hand, I'd like to issue an open invitation to the bigoted, self-righteous, pompous little shit, who quite happily went along for the ride on the Satara-Baramati trip and like the sycophantic little prick that he/she is, kept his/her mouth shut the whole time. And now, protected by the veil of internet anonymity, this 'volcanic' soul decides to turn the bitch-o-meter rating up way beyond full and take a shit on random undeserving souls. Air your grievances, by all means, do so. But have the decency, to mention who it is that sees fit to pass such callous remarks.

But I must admit, there is some sense in your ramblings. "Our class sucks because we ain’t got any unity". Damn straight! How could we even dream of unity, when we're being brought down by the likes of your good self. As for 'worshipping mediocrity' and 'being lead by posers', nobody fuckin' tells you to worship or be lead by anyone or anything. (one of the points of this BMM course, you so willingly signed up for) And if they are such mediocre posers, why worship or follow them? EH?!?!

But, what is done is done... and now looking to the future, I would like to call out this guerrilla journalist to come on out and air his/her issues with each person, FACE TO FACE... mano y mano.. and all that... A joke is fine,.. jibes are fine,.. fuckin' parodies and lampooning is fine. But out and out sadistic, spiteful and malicious bitchings are where you have crossed the line. Hide behind the 'Spammer' tag for as long as you want, you shall only be proving my point... that point being the long-winded one about cowardice..

I urge you to be under no misconceptions, I'll be the one with the loudest and most raucous laugh, when Lenin, Joslin and especially ... and i mean ESPECIALLY hakim rip your character apart piece by piece... Oh.. and I'll be the one in the bright red fuckin' clothes...

Eagerly anticipating your response,

Yours Truly,

Karan Pradhan