-Go on...

-What?

-Say something to cheer me up, Im down.

-Like what?

-Oh you know...what you usually do...

-Which is what?

-You know! That funny thing. Be yourself...

-I'm funny?

-Yes, you're an entertainer...

-I see, and how exactly do I entertain people? With my dazzling smile and my irresistible wit?

-See? People do laugh at your jokes you know.

-Wrong. People laugh at me.

-No they don't!

-Yes they do! Like they are right now....

-They are?

-Yeah, they're probably thinking, "He's such a loser, such an asshole, what a waste of a post!"

- Well you know, I dont think you're all that!

-Yes, but you don't exist do you! You're just a invention of my imagination, just something Im using to get this post a bit longer than it needs to be.

-Well, I'm hurt!

-You won't be for long...I'm ending this pointless nonsense right now. Consider yourself dead.

-You bastard

-I always knew you were one of them....


- by Darius Mistry