THE WILSONITE : Reloaded

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Monday, March 20, 2006

YAY!

Woah! What a day it has been! I had my last exam today – psychology! And ya i am hoping i will be passing in all subjects... yay... no KT’s!!!

So what do we do after the paper... suddenly the thought of going to Wankhade to see the India vs England cricket match captivates me... i ask everyone... Mrigank agreed to accompany me... Karan, Riya and Monty Panesar's biggest fan, Jayesh were also going!!!

Getting in wasn’t easy... had to wait in the ticket line for 2 hours... and entered after the lunch break... Dhoni and Pathan were on the crease... and after that... i dunno we all went mad... the crowd in the north stand was amazing... man... what an experience... i never thought a test match would be this exciting...

Here are a few jeers we shouted out...

Feel sorry for Monty Singh...he was fielding near our end...

"Yeh to andar ki baat hai...Monty hamare saath hai!!!"

"Monty hamara neta hai... sabka muh me leta hai!!!"

"Monty is a homo... oh-o-oh-o!!... Monty is a homo...!"

"Oh bhosdikaa.... Oh Monty...bhosdika...!!!"

"Phattu!!!"

and then Mr. Flintoff....

"Flintoff.... Fuckoff!!"

other jeers...

our popular suttha chorus.... "bhen chod...ma chod!...."

"Chutiya banaya...Bada maza ayaa!!!"

We had a surprise visitor from Pakistan.... the nakli Inzi... and with him our own Nakli Sachin...

He was greeted with a unanimous..."Aallu....Aallu" chant... and then off-course...we all love to hate Pakistan... you can imagine what all followed...haha

Thye most common chants being...

"Asshole...Asshole"

"Sorry....Sorry"

"inqualab zindabad!!!"

"East stand sucks...East stand sucks!!!"...they weren’t cheering... bastards!

The cheers were lead by a group of college kids... i dunno who they were... but they did a good job to make every fan in the north stand to have a great time!

Right from making fun of random people to initiating Mexican Waves and singing the National Anthem...

"Item....oh Item..." the girls sure did have a tough time...

"Blue t-shirt ki bhen kaun... Red t-shirt....red t-shirt..." (a guy and gal sitting together...)...then suddenly...."Bhenchod...Bhenchod..."..and then "sorry...sorry ..." haha...what fun yaar!..songs like..."chumma chumma de de...." and... "Mudh Mudh ke naa dekh..." accompanied the comments...!



Ok... the firangs too had a tough time... but then they too enjoyed the stuff... and were seen fluttering the tri-color... cricket does this to you....

The English team... put up an excellent feilding performance and put forward a great bowling attack... never the less... Dhoni...Srisanth and Kumble screwed their case!!!"

That guy Srisanth has some talent man... he batted well an what bowling yaar...Dil khush ho gaya...chakk de phatte!!!

Munaf Patel was fielding on our end ... and he earned our respect after that wicket he took... we still gotta do something about our fielding yaar...

The match is at a very ambiguous stage... either of the teams can win...! let see maybe i go to see the proceedings of the fifth day too... and ya if you all can .... try going for it too... i am sure its an experience worth the time spent!

















Nakli Inzi

















Nakli Sachin

















Asli Sahirr plus Sleepy Bitch (circled)

















Dhoni


Ps. get hold of capote... the actor (that would be Philip Seymour Hoffman - editor's note) deserved his award!

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