THE MATRIX - A PROLOGUE
*loud drumroll*
its the beginnning of time...
silence envelopes the immediate vicinity.
the air is still in anticipation of the storm.
little does the small town of baramati know that on this very day, a legend will be born..
a lone grasshopper.
a cold dark corridor of VIITs ladies hostel in baramati....
room no 99.
4 girls.
a loud shrill of laughter......
"hey tanvi, check this stupid grasshopper out! its been here for for ages.. last time i saw it, it ws right here... and tht was some 3 hours ago", said roshnee.
more laughter.....
"omg! must b reallyyy stupid", replied tanvi
"is it dead?"
"i dunno man....but im guessing since it hasnt moved in ages it probably is...."
"yeah... just imagine... it mustve been thinking.. ok ill just hop accross this corridor and mayb ill find myself a nice mate"
"haha.. little did he know tht-ok fine,thts about it dude!"
more laughter.
4 hours later.
“Hey roshnee, check this baby out… he’s moved…! Ohh blessed god!! He’s ALIVE!! It’s a miracle man!! The miracle of life!’’
“hahahahahhaahahha!”
and so it was.. the grasshopper, surmounting all his mental, physical and emotional disabilities had taken one intrepid step furthur in his attempt to find a suitable mate-(rimonial)* partner.
What a mammoth task he had accomplished.. four feet furthur* towards his goal…..
A tear came to tanvi’s eye but she quickly wiped it away for fear of him seeing and being overcome by emotions.
Numb with happiness and over draught with emotion, tanvi longed to take him in his arms and shout out to the world of his laurels..
But she resisted.. for he was, but a creepy, crawly, disgustingly ugly grasshopper..*
Slowly her hands came together in slow claps and her head shook in sheer elation as she edged him on… furthur and furthur.. to “keep walking grasshopper….. keep walking…”
-the oracle!
* get it??… mate-rimonial partner…get it?? Get it ? hahahahh!!!!!!!!
* four feet furthur…. I made my very first alliteration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isnt tht cool..woohooo!!
* creepy,crawly, disgustingly ugly… don’t u think tht these 4 words have an awesome ring to them?? Try saying them in a sing-song voice…
its the beginnning of time...
silence envelopes the immediate vicinity.
the air is still in anticipation of the storm.
little does the small town of baramati know that on this very day, a legend will be born..
a lone grasshopper.
a cold dark corridor of VIITs ladies hostel in baramati....
room no 99.
4 girls.
a loud shrill of laughter......
"hey tanvi, check this stupid grasshopper out! its been here for for ages.. last time i saw it, it ws right here... and tht was some 3 hours ago", said roshnee.
more laughter.....
"omg! must b reallyyy stupid", replied tanvi
"is it dead?"
"i dunno man....but im guessing since it hasnt moved in ages it probably is...."
"yeah... just imagine... it mustve been thinking.. ok ill just hop accross this corridor and mayb ill find myself a nice mate"
"haha.. little did he know tht-ok fine,thts about it dude!"
more laughter.
4 hours later.
“Hey roshnee, check this baby out… he’s moved…! Ohh blessed god!! He’s ALIVE!! It’s a miracle man!! The miracle of life!’’
“hahahahahhaahahha!”
and so it was.. the grasshopper, surmounting all his mental, physical and emotional disabilities had taken one intrepid step furthur in his attempt to find a suitable mate-(rimonial)* partner.
What a mammoth task he had accomplished.. four feet furthur* towards his goal…..
A tear came to tanvi’s eye but she quickly wiped it away for fear of him seeing and being overcome by emotions.
Numb with happiness and over draught with emotion, tanvi longed to take him in his arms and shout out to the world of his laurels..
But she resisted.. for he was, but a creepy, crawly, disgustingly ugly grasshopper..*
Slowly her hands came together in slow claps and her head shook in sheer elation as she edged him on… furthur and furthur.. to “keep walking grasshopper….. keep walking…”
-the oracle!
* get it??… mate-rimonial partner…get it?? Get it ? hahahahh!!!!!!!!
* four feet furthur…. I made my very first alliteration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isnt tht cool..woohooo!!
* creepy,crawly, disgustingly ugly… don’t u think tht these 4 words have an awesome ring to them?? Try saying them in a sing-song voice…
posted by THE WILSONITE @ 5:50 PM
6 Comments:
At 9:38 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
Somewhere in a dark lonely graveyard, a Hollywood producer is turning in his grave...
At 9:41 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
*jerks thumb up*
-Darius
At 9:16 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
why ? why are u doing this to us ???? Have mercy...
At 9:25 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
whose this???
who is it tht begs for mercy??
come to the oracle and thou shalt be blessed with more than just mercy...
(just to clarify, i mean good luck n all... calm urself man! )
and I like my blog.... *makes grumpy face*
if u dont like it then go to hell..*making adorable pout*
ole! ole! ole!!
the oracle (no.. dont ask y)
At 11:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
ole...ole...ole... up yours..!!!!
*loud drum roll*
At 11:18 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
tanvi looooooooooooovvvvesssss animals espscially grasshopper
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