of aids summits, govinda-rajnikant hybrids and dicks!!!

so this is how its been..after ages of just sitting around and doing nothing, ive finally had some action in my life..(i konw wht ur thinking..im not talking about that kind of action!!.... )
when i say action, i mean the past few days have been rocking..actually past 2-3 days..
well, day before yesteday..

so anyway, having gotten out of the house after ages, i ws thankfully headed to a decent place... or so i thot... the MTV AIDS SUMMIT (which btw turned out to b one rocking hour of well, standing.. nothing really.)

so im really defiant when im abt to enter... i have no pass and i wont let anyone frisk me.! i just settled for entering without a pass and having my bag frisked by a freakishly large woman (?)

i enter, i stand, i watch, i get bored while roshnee and her friends groove to strings...
i stand and watch some more..

then suddenly, before my eyes, pops a man....
a man as i have seen on every corner of every street in mumbai.. yet i am amused.
.a pair of vintage fashion street jeans complete with rips on the knees and a hankerchief tied around one thigh.
a bright red shirt bearing the most hideous floral prints i have seen in my entire life.
the "tere naam" hairstyle comlete with a red bandana with white motifs to keep the hair out of the face..
now u must wonder y im describing ur average road-side-romeo.....its because he was a cut above the rest.... he grabbed my attention and kept it there for a lonng longgggg time and its all thanks to his amazing dancing skills...
he wud give rajnikant and govinda a run for their money..
whats more, he kept glancing over at my friends and me...

i painfully turn my gaze away and look at the stage...

there i see jimmy shergill, some anujj dude and dino morea promoting the movie tom dick and harry...
now since it is an aids awarness concert, dino asks the guy who plays dick (anujj)... "dick.. kya tu topi pehenta hai??" and dick replies "ha.. main topi pehenta bhi hu aur pehnata bhi hu"..

so i end my rambling here for all u people to think about....
dick and his topi act...hope ull learnt something...

moral of the story... WITHOUT TOPI, U WILL GET AIDS..(n the rajnikant-govinda hybrid ws just for timepass... cudnt resist)

im sorry this blog makes no sense whatsoever..feel free to leave ur comments....(tho negative comments are never well taken.... anyways..*taking deep calming breaths*.. no one *bang* needs to *cracckkk* get hurt...)
ole!

the oracle!