THE WILSONITE : Reloaded

Reduced number of confused rambling adolescents, same messed up blog, 2nd year of awesome fun! cut loose!!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

in front of the camera....its been so very long..

another strange day draws to a close....went to college...bunked a lot....went home...did nothing....went to bandra and chilled there...in the process of doing nothing...some weird thing happened...i was at just around the corner in bandra(jtc for short) sitting making a public nuisance of myself along with my friends arjun and jian,as usual....when i was approached by some random guy....and asked if would do a screen test for a commercial!!!! A TELEVISION COMMERCIAL AGAIN!!!my mind was repeating this again again....i had done a tv commercial for brand of breakfast cereal,which is synonymous with breakfast cereal(its hard to even type kellogs cornflakes!!! yuuucckkk!! i must have had at least three bowls of that crap at one sitting to get the "yummy mummy" expression on my face...thank god i was 9 and dont remember much else)...but its been years since then...i mean there too i was approached at a random shop with my mom and i got cast,i m no little boy anymore...so i said to myself all that self-gratifying egotistical jabber(for those of you who know me personally you will know what i mean) and the ridiculous vanity have somehow reached other people....lets indulge him...ok what time and where...and what the fuck am i advertising for....he said...well im making an ad for..ahh just listen to it...a thin(check) tall(check) young(relatively,check) boy(check) walks down a dark alley...only to be confronted from the otherside by a bunch of tough brusiers(or in his own racist terms...the nigger looking guys!!)...walk solemnly with head down...but upon passing them...he brushes by them...and they suddenly fall down as though hit by some terrific force....the lad acts scared and walks away..."Ambuja Cement" written across his t-shirt....i was thinking...how much money can i possibly squeeze out of a useless nights work....i mean this ad has to suck...except its another massive ego boost...i mean its not everyday that 3 massively built guys are knocked down by lil' ol' me on national tv!!! so naturally i was in...i went for my screen test at a nearby location(somewhere on linking road, near nagani's)...i spent the rest of the day playing burnout 3 takedown and fifa 05(because my friends 06 on ps was not loading) on ps2...and fifa 06 on a laptop....yup fun times....unfortunately i was not selected(damn there goes a tidy sum of money!!)...ahh easy come easy go...

siddhant(autographs tomorrow at 12)

1 Comments:

  • At 11:13 PM, Blogger THE WILSONITE said…

    autographs??? for what?? for having no muscle but a thin layer of skin covering the skeletal system?!!!
    getting to the point, the blog sent fits of rollicking laughter while i visualised you in the ad. but lets face it, they are gona pay a lousy lanky loser money for being a part of a sad ad!
    *hi-five
    oops missses leaps for hi-five*
    aah
    Mini-G

     

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