How to Identify the City you are In
HOW TO IDENTIFY THE CITY YOU ARE IN??????
Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkatta
Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai
Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program Thats Bangalore !!!!
Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this non sense, Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in Chandigarh.
Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai
Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program Thats Bangalore !!!!
Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this non sense, Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in Chandigarh.
posted by THE WILSONITE @ 11:19 PM
8 Comments:
At 9:01 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
How to Identify and establish that this is an Email Forward not a real Post:
1) It starts with the words How to.
2) It's relative and has no point.
3) Its speculative and has credibility issues.
4) Insane and disorderly colors on some words.
5)Every "Scenario" begins with the words two guys.
In your own eloquent words, anonymous wilsonite, THATS A FORWARD!!!
Yours' sincerely,
Darius Mistry
At 11:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
i agree...
sahirr
At 3:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
your blog is so funny!!!!
At 4:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
sexy comment darius...
tanvi
At 7:37 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
who da hell wrote this ??? atleast be a bit original
Lyandra
At 10:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
wats rong wid u ppl..its funny...remotely atleast...
-roshnee
At 1:55 PM,
THE WILSONITE said…
the person who posted this never said it wasn't a forward, so its useless to sit and criticize the fact...
wonderful work, darius, that was some very smart conclusion-drawing on your part..how did you ever guess it was a forward?
and well, i think it was pretty amusing, inspite of being a forward and not a 'real' post...people,....just enjoy the bloody thing and dont rip it to pieces.
riya.
At 3:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
Here's a better one
Scenario Eight: Six morons arguing about something that duzn rlly affct anyone's lifez... Thats CYBERSPACE!!
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